parakeet imaginarycircus Someone stole a 21 foot hammer from the community center in Healdsburg, CA and it hasn’t been returned so someone else (I’m assuming) mysteriously installed a 3 foot nail that reads “BAIT” on its head. (article) tairabeara This is fucking hilarious.
lundamyr-deactivated20230319 despazito aaaaaa it’s autumn i gotta fuck *turns red and green and grows a humpback* despazito
thebootydiaries dangerouspoetry “While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”